{"id":785,"date":"2011-07-12T17:11:16","date_gmt":"2011-07-12T16:11:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oestrem.com\/thingstwice\/?p=785"},"modified":"2020-07-20T21:35:30","modified_gmt":"2020-07-20T20:35:30","slug":"i-stole-a-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oestrem.com\/thingstwice\/2011\/07\/i-stole-a-song\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I Stole A Song&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At last: I&#8217;ve found it!<\/p>\n<p>Not the holy grail, not the place where lost pencils and single socks live, but the melody to <em>Steel Guitars<\/em>, James Damiano&#8217;s composition that Dylan allegedly stole and used for his song <em>Dignity<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>[see\u00a0 <a title=\"Last Words on Dignity\" href=\"https:\/\/oestrem.com\/thingstwice\/2011\/07\/last-words-on-dignity-the-song-that-is\/\">this<\/a> if you don&#8217;t have a clue what I&#8217;m talking about (and <a title=\"Did Dylan Steal Dignity\" href=\"http:\/\/dylanchords.info\/professors\/tt\/ttch24.html\">this<\/a> and <a title=\"\u201cThe Bob Dylan link Eyolf \u00d8strem does not want you to read or see\u201d\" href=\"..\/2009\/09\/the-bob-dylan-link-eyolf-%c3%b8strem-does-not-want-you-to-read-or-see\/\">this<\/a> if you&#8217;re still hungry for more). Damiano&#8217;s own material in support of his case can be found here:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/christinejustice.yolasite.com\/\">http:\/\/christinejustice.yolasite.com\/<\/a>]<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So &#8211; it is obvious to anyone who has heard Dignity and Steel Guitars, that Judge Simantle&#8217;s words:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>To the ear of this court, there is no substantial similarity in the structure, instrumentation or melody of the two songs.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>is a fairly precise judgement. The mystery that was beginning to nag me was where on earth Paul Greene had found the pitches that he presented in his court testimony as &#8220;The main melody of Steel Guitars&#8221;:<\/p>\n<pre>a'-g'-d'-e'-d'-b-g-a-b-a-g<\/pre>\n<p>How can it be that a trained musicologist can find enough identity between two melodies to support a claim of theft where common-sense judgement hears nothing of the kind?<\/p>\n<p>Greene is courteous enough to define &#8220;melody&#8221; for us:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I define melody as the sequence or ordering of pitches in a single line of a musical composition.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But I could not for the life of me find any such &#8220;single line of a musical composition&#8221; in Steel Guitars.<\/p>\n<p>One thing is the quasi-Schenkerian nonsense he presents &#8212; e.g. that<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>the notes (2) &amp; (3) are just accompaniments of (1) when the note (2) or (3) precedes the note (1). [&#8230;] Theoretically the (2) note or (3) note in reference to this melody line can be considered the same note.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But the melody itself seemed to have been taken out of thin air in the first place.<\/p>\n<p>Hm.<\/p>\n<p>The methodology is fundamentally flawed, the application is deceiving, bordering on fraudulent, but surely, he couldn&#8217;t be <em>that<\/em> bad &#8212; he did, after all, graduate <em>magna cum laude<\/em> from Haaaavard.<\/p>\n<p>So I sat down and listened one last time. I slowed it down to half speed, and when I isolated the left channel and yanked up the volume to an audible level &#8212; <em>there it was<\/em>! In the barely audible first run-through of the verse, before the steel guitars enter, there is actually something, half picked, half strummed, from which the following can be isolated (not, mind you, reduced), which actually matches with Greene&#8217;s sequence (which is marked with red in the transcription):<\/p>\n<pre class=\"tab\">  G\n  :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\n|-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">5<\/span>---<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">3<\/span>-----3-----|---------------3-|-----------------|\n|---------<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">3<\/span>-------|-3---<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">5<\/span>---5-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">3<\/span>---3-|---5---3-5-3---3-|\n|-----------------|---------------0-|-------------0---|\n|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|\n|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|\n|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|\n\n                    D\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0  \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0  \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\n\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .     :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0   :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\n|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|\n|-----0-----0-----|---3-------------|-----------------|\n|---0-----0-----0-|-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">2<\/span>---2-2-4-2-0-2-|---2-2-2-4-2-0-2-|\n|-0---0-----------|-----------------|-----------------|\n|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|\n|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|\n\n                G\n  :   .   .   .     :   .   .   .\n|-----------------|-----------------|\n|-----------------|-----------------|\n|---2-2-2-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">4<\/span>-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">2<\/span>-0-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">0<\/span>-|-----------------|\n|-----------------|-----------------|\n|-----------------|-----------------|\n|-----------------|-----------------|<\/pre>\n<p>Right. So it wasn&#8217;t &#8220;a sequence of pitches in a single line&#8221; after all, as I had suspected all along, but pitches, chosen among many others to be\u00a0 the most important ones. Pitches that are not <em>played<\/em> <em>in sequence<\/em> (i.e. one after another), but which <em>appear in this sequence<\/em> over the course of the musical composition, sometimes as melodic fragments (as in the beginning) sometimes as a condensation of a long passage (as in the end), and sometimes, it seems, picked out just to have something to pick out (as at the end of the first line, where the doodling can hardly be claimed to have a melodic character but is merely harmonic filler).<\/p>\n<p>OK.<\/p>\n<p>Fine. So, if these are the rules: if you&#8217;re allowed to leave out things at will, and apply stupid &#8220;transformational rules&#8221; such as the &#8220;(2)=(3) if it comes before (1)&#8221;, regardless of the harmonic and rhythmic context, then it&#8217;s not very difficult to show that two unrelated melodies share the same &#8220;melody&#8221;.<\/p>\n<h3>I Stole a Song<\/h3>\n<p>So I wrote this little tune, to lyrics which just came to me. Careful analysis will show that my composition is in fact identical to the melody of <em>Steel Guitars <\/em>(and, hence, of <em>Dignity<\/em>). What&#8217;s worse, the melody actually appears not once but <em>twice<\/em> in this short tune. Actually,\u00a0<em>three times<\/em> if you count the guitar outro, where the melody line can be heard in its raw form.\u00a0And in fact, the melodic character of the sequence of pitches is even more pronounced here than in <em>Steel Guitars<\/em>, so the plagiarism should be even more apparent. I didn&#8217;t even use the (2)=(3) rule.<\/p>\n<p>I recorded the song, of course, and it will be released on my next album, where I will shamelessly cash in on other people&#8217;s creative efforts:<\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-785-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/oestrem.com\/thingstwice\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IStoleASong.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/oestrem.com\/thingstwice\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IStoleASong.mp3\">https:\/\/oestrem.com\/thingstwice\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IStoleASong.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a transcription of the stolen composition. Again, although it&#8217;s probably unnecessary, since the derivative nature is so obvious, I&#8217;ve marked the melodic line in red:<\/p>\n<pre class=\"tab\">  Em\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Am\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 G\n  :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\n|-------------|-------------|-0---2---3---|-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">5<\/span>---<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">3<\/span>-------|\n|-0---0---0---|-0-------0---|-------------|---------<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">3<\/span>---|\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n I\u00a0 stole a\u00a0\u00a0 song,\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 took it from\u00a0 someone who\n\n  Cadd9\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 G\/b\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Am\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 D7\n  :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n|-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">5<\/span>---<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">3<\/span>---<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">0<\/span>---|-5-3---------|-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">0<\/span>---1---0---|-------------|\n|-------------|---------0---|-------------|-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">2<\/span>-----------|\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n needed\u00a0\u00a0 the\u00a0\u00a0 money\u00a0\u00a0 more\u00a0 dearly than\u00a0\u00a0 me\n\n  B7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Em\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 D7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 G\u00a0 D\/f# Em\n  :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\n|-------------|---------0---|-------------|-------------|\n|-------------|-------------|-3---1---3---|-0-----------|\n|-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">4<\/span>---<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">2<\/span>---4---|-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">0<\/span>-----------|-------------|-----2---0---|\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n I\u00a0 was so\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 cruel\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 and\u00a0\u00a0 he\u00a0 was a\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 fool, I make\n\n  Am7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 G\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 F\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 D7\n  :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\n|-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">5<\/span>-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">3<\/span>---------|-------------|-5---3-------|-------------|\n|-----------<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">3<\/span>-|-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">5<\/span>-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">3<\/span>---------|---------3---|-5-3---------|\n|-------------|---------0---|-------------|---------0---|\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n millions\u00a0\u00a0 of dollars\u00a0\u00a0 and\u00a0 he's left with nothing, I\n\n  C#m7-5\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 B7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Fmaj7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 E9\n  :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n|-5-------5-3-|-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">0<\/span>-----------|-5-3-----5---|-0-----------|\n|-------------|---------2-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">0<\/span>-|-------------|---------<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">0<\/span>-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">2<\/span>-|\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n swim in champagne,\u00a0\u00a0 I do\u00a0 nothing\u00a0 in\u00a0\u00a0 vain,\u00a0\u00a0 I don't\n\n  A9\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 C9\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 B9-7\u00a0 Em\n  :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n|-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">4<\/span>-------<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">2<\/span>-<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">0<\/span>-|-3---2---0---|-------------|-------------|\n|-------------|-------------|-2-----------|-------------|\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\n care\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I just tear out his soul.\n\nI stole a song\nI hate it when someone \ncomes up with ideas \nmore brilliant than mine\nI used to be great\nBut now my muse is running late,\nI'm a washed-out phenomenon,\na has-been in tailspin\nI can't hold a tune\nI can't croon to the moon\nbut I don't care,\nI have a clear flair for fraud.\n\nI swim in champagne, \nI do nothing in vain, \nI don't care \nI'm just baring \nand tearing out his soul\n\n<\/pre>\n<p>Yes, I know: it sounds exactly like both <em>Dignity <\/em>and <em>Steel Guitars<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>So now I&#8217;m just waiting to see who&#8217;s going to sue me first for this blatant theft: Dylan or Damiano.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At last: I&#8217;ve found it! Not the holy grail, not the place where lost pencils and single socks live, but the melody to Steel Guitars, James Damiano&#8217;s composition that Dylan allegedly stole and used for his song Dignity. [see\u00a0 this if you don&#8217;t have a clue what I&#8217;m talking about (and this and this if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[25],"class_list":["post-785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","tag-damiano"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oestrem.com\/thingstwice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oestrem.com\/thingstwice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oestrem.com\/thingstwice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oestrem.com\/thingstwice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oestrem.com\/thingstwice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=785"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/oestrem.com\/thingstwice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1409,"href":"https:\/\/oestrem.com\/thingstwice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785\/revisions\/1409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oestrem.com\/thingstwice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oestrem.com\/thingstwice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oestrem.com\/thingstwice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}