Category: computers

  • The dylanchords.com guide: “How to use Word without hurting Heiner’s eyes”

    Upon general request, here’s my guide to proper use of MS Word:

    1. Never ever use direct formatting.
    2. That means: never ever click on any of the buttons in the formatting toolbar
    3. . . . which means that you might as well disable that toolbar altogether (right-click in the toolbar area and uncheck “Formatting”)
    4. You are allowed to keep it there for two reasons:
      1. To control what is going on in the document, and
      2. to click on the “Styles” button (the one with the two “A”s), which opens the “Styles” sidebar, . . .
    5. . . . which should always be visible, and which is the only acceptable way to format the text.
    6. Create styles for the types of text that you are going to use, and/or modify the existing styles to suit your desires.
    7. These desires should under no circumstance include using Times New Roman or Arial, which are Microsoft’s rip-offs of slightly more acceptable typefaces; but which in themselves are objectively ugly; and which give a discerning reader the impression that you don’t care how your document looks. Good alternatives are Garamond (which, in Microsoft’s version, is not a Garamond at all but a Jannon, but it comes close enough), Gentium, a nice, free unicode font (a combination of three huge advantages which are rarely seen together), or for that matter Book Antiqua, which is also a rip-off, but of a nice typeface: Hermann Zapf’s Palatino
    8. Use templates:
      • In an empty document, set up all the different styles that you think you will be using (plain text, indented text, blockquotes, headings, etc.), and save the document, not as a Word Document, but a Word Template (choose it in the drop-down list below the field for the file name).
      • Choose New document from template from the Files menu and select your template.
      • Lo and behold! All your styles are there.
      • You can apply your new template to any document through the Functions > Templates menu. Check the box with “update styles automatically”.